Happy Birthday, Lauren! ❤️

01 · Welcome

Ready for your birthday surprise?

This is a little interactive birthday card. Click below to begin!

Tiny quiz

How well do you know… us?

Our first night away was delightful, and nothing could have made it any better...

No! You stank the hotel room out and drank too much! Absolutely, I don't think anything else could have made it any more special, it was delightful! I should have ran a mile...

What is my favourite takeaway?

Chinese KFC Dominoes Too hard to choose a favourite

3. The thing I’m most grateful for is…

Your caring nature and all that you do for me Your blowjobs, albeit they're not very often anymore 😜 Your tolerance for my weirdness

Are we a team?

Yes No

03 · Little snapshots

A few favourite chapters with you

Tap a moment to open it. Yes, I actually remember this much detail.

A happy memory together — A day I was so proud of you!

A special moment — Amy and Harry's wedding

A trip or joke you love — When we used to go for loads of walks!

PLEASE....

Can we go for more walks, like we used to. Around Wimbleball lake, in the Quantocks, down the canal. Just more walks!

04 · Spin the wheel

Your birthday date selector

Whatever this lands on, we do. Non-negotiable. That’s the rule. I don’t make the rules

Options in the wheel:

Cosy night in: your favourite food, your film choice, no phones.
Meal out at a place of your choosing
A walk somewhere pretty plus ridiculous amount of snacks.
Steak and blow job...
Spa day
A massage given me!

05 · Final level

A tiny letter from me to you

This unlocks properly once you’ve done the quiz (because I like a bit of drama).

Love letter locked 🔒

Finish the quiz first, then tap “Unlock my letter”.

With an absurd amount of love,
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